so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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