how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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