the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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