come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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