I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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