His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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