Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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