I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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