everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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