Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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