he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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