how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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