my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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