idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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