Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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