It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Boobs are out for the taking
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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