Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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