Just fell off a train. Bad.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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