sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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