i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet