I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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