You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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