i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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