Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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