Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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