he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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