its not stalking. its research.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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