I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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