BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you had me at cake vodka
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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