hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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