'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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