Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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