google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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