I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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