If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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