I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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