This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
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I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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