Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
we made out on top of his cat.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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