We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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