I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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