is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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