too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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