Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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