When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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