At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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