would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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