nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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