don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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