I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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