i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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