And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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