She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he thought i was a dude.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
