wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
